~What in the Hell?~

Thursday, October 27, 2005

~ Random ~

You know, it's a sad day when one cannot confess all of their secrets if they were so inclined.

I hate stupid SUVs. Those people act like they own the whole road with their gas guzzling pieces of shit. Really.

And WTF is up with these idiots who think they have to yap on a fucking cell phone while they "attempt" to drive? It should be legal to shoot those bastards on sight. Just think how long we survived without those damned things. I think you can wait another 15 minutes to pull over and stop being a fucking ROAD HAZARD!

Work is ok. The sea hag is gone so I'm running amok. Why not? I made my office mate a fall screen saver. The poor thing tried to download one off the internet and it reset her homepage. So we fixed that and downloaded some pix and got it going. I was quite impressed with some of the amateur pix out there - very pretty colors and scenes. She likes it and that's all that matters.

How bad is it there? Well, I've lost 5 lbs by not eating because I'm too upset so I think that's a problem. Yeah. Not that I MIND losing 5lbs (I could stand to lose about 15! lol!) it's just the way it's happening.

Today I get this call from our downtown office - seems this stuff I ordered like a month ago turned up at THEIR dock. WTF? Wonderful DHL split my shipment when it got to the US and only 6 boxes out of 60 made it to me. The rest of them floated around aimlessly for THREE FRIGGIN' WEEKS before they wound up downtown.

Everyone down there was freaking out because it's like "classified" stuff and they don't know who it belongs to. Seems somehow DHL lost the address or replaced the address on the boxes - I don't know. Finally today we (the shipment and I) found each other. But I have to drive downtown to get it tomorrow.

Hey - it's a good excuse to visit my favorite store - Mahatma - and pick up some incense and see what's new. And I'll have lunch down there before it's back to the salt mines. Long lunch for me tomorrow. Woo hoo! Who's gonna stop me? I have to pick up a very important shipment! HA!

Mom wants me to make travel arrangements for Vegas over Thanksgiving. I need to get on that, too. It's getting a bit late.

Monday is the holiday. I think I may take off Tuesday morning since I'm going to be out and about Monday night. Told mom I might come up and go trick-or-treating again this year. LOL! Hey - believe it or not I can PASS for a kid (when I'm dressed in costume). Kids are so dang BIG nowadays that I look YOUNG in comparison!

Besides, dad likes to get the candy. HE usually sends me out to the neighbors to trade candy and I just keep going. It's so much fun. I don't eat any of the stuff I get - I just like walking around the neighborhood seeing everyone's houses made up and seeing all the kids' costumes!

Then I take my "loot" back to my parents and let them fight over it. If I get anything non-candy (like a popcorn ball or a can of pop) then that's mine. Even The Creature gets in on the action. He loves those peanut butter chewies. Of course, he doesn't GET a whole one - just a bite - but he goes crazy for those things.

I got invited to a Halloween party this weekend. I had intended on going but, alas, someone wants to see me this weekend and doesn't want to go. But I flatly REFUSE to sit at home like a bump on a log on the biggest party weekend of the year. Fuck that. I'm going out. You're either with me or against me. If you're with me then fine - we can go find a party. If you're not then don't try to guilt me into giving up some WELL DESERVED FUN.

Me needs to let off some steam by beating up on Captain Morgan and I will not be denied! Confound it all!

I just don't understand why some people have to make everything so fucking complicated. It's Halloween weekend. People are going to be OUT in costume. It's great! I love to see how creative some people are with their costumes. It's like some strange parade. I look forward to this all year (much like Pennsic) and I want to enjoy it. I do not want to sit a home watching TV.

It still mystifies me how some people would rather sit at home and watch TV than go LIVE something for them selves. Crazy.

Mr. Wicked has been a naughty boy lately. He seems to have figured out the sea hag is gone so he's been tormenting me at work. Ah - it's ok, tho. He's not being too hateful or demanding. Just showing up and breathing down my neck or purring in my ear at odd moments. It's actually quite amusing.

Several of my co-workers have said things like "what are you grinning about?" I just shrug. What can I say? "There's a disembodied elf blowing in my ear?" Riiiiiiight.

Ah, now here is an adorable picture of the Big O taking a nappy-poo under a table with his doggy.
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Isn't that so cute? Poor baby curled up in a little dew ball. All he had to do was call me and I would have GLADLY provided my nice soft lap for his precious head! And even some doggy treats for Sidi!

But no - he still insists on tormenting me from afar. Teasing this old lady with his chocolate eyes and vanilla smile. Oh, you'll get yours, mister! Image hosted by Photobucket.comImage hosted by Photobucket.comImage hosted by Photobucket.com You can run but you cannot hide! One day my greedy harpy claws will sink into your soft yielding flesh and I shall have you! I shall have my way with you! Oh, yes I will! Your pathetic pleas for mercy and pitiful cries of terror will fall upon deaf ears! No one will come to save you from the rogue goddess! NO ONE!

And when I have taken my fill of you there will be naught left but an empty husk! You will be scarred for life! A quivering, blubbering shadow of your former self. You will rue the day you thought you could tease me with those dimples and remain unscathed by my undying LUST!

So there!

I'm so glad I got that out. *whew*

Now riddle me this, Batman. What sort of dude has never heard the term "grudge fuck"? o_O I mean, really! That's such an old expression. At least *I* thought it was. Then the dude asks me to explain it. HUH? Exactly what it sounds like, dude! LOL! Try it sometime! Heeee!

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