It can be difficult sometimes to come up with a "name" that describes yourself in the pathetically limited vastness of cyberspace.
This is especially true when you are internet dating or chatting. This is too good not to share. Not gonna name any websites here - don't wanna give free publicity to the guilty.
From a dating site. Men's cyber names followed by a short descriptor and, of course, my take on the whole thing.
- citylikkerboxx - "let me lick your box" (I just cannot even look at this without busting into fits of laughter picturing someone like Star Jones calling this guy up for a "date").
- largepackage - complete with a picture of said "package". (No comment)
- orallyfixated - just what it implies (OK - I think I'm "orally fixated" as well. Oh, wait, I don't think that dude is talking about Orlando Bloom. Damn!)
- rock - hello from a guy with a black hair (Only one? One black hair? That's one helluva combover, dude! Puttin' the Trumpster to shame!)
- needto69 - love to (Yeah, I'll be you do!)
- 69withrob - I was thinking of you today (This is wrong on so many levels I can't even begin to count the ways. But I shall try. "Rob" is a an Andy Warhol look alike. 'nuf said.)
- woodpecker69 (That just sounds painful - splinters, you know.)
- tunglasher69 (are we seeing a pattern here?)
The Rogue Goddess saw shadows dancing at 8:01 PM
1 Comments:
Oh my god, I couldn't stop laughing I nearly peed myself...especially the guy with one black hair...he's the one I want particularly. Well him and largepackage, I wonder if he'll UPS himself?
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