Wow! Just when I thought it was safe to surf for a dude - I get more mail! Wooot!
Today's offering from the steamy great beyond of cyberspace dating:
- Blue balls 25 - "cum with me" (Where? Where am I going with you, Oh, ye of the blue balls? Think I can borrow them for my Christmas tree?)
- Mastersex66 - "I'm easy" (Yeah, but not cheap, right? Hey, at least he didn't call him self 69. Or "master bater")
- Cunnilingus One - "licking for a real person" (Ok, this is so wrong on so many levels. First of all this dude looks like some kind of ZZ Top reject. Second, maybe he should save his breath and use it on the only date he's gonna be getting - a blowup doll!)
- The Weasel - (Why would I want to hook up with a weasel? Do you not have the same connotation of a "weasel" that I do? This is NOT flattering, dude!)
- jakethedogg - "looking for discreet sex" (Yeah, see above "dogg")
- Hungryboy - "hungry for your love" (Oh, puleeze! This has got to be the worst pickup line I've ever read!)
- 4all2c - "looking for fun" (Yeah, but where in the hell is your picture if you're "for all to see"? I don't see you!)
- the snapper - "well hung lover" (personally, I prefer well hungover but that's just me!)
- mp3dude - "great man looking for same" (Dude, I'm a chick or did you fail to notice that in my profile? I thought maybe the boobie picture would convince you . . . you've obviously got more issues than just finding a date)
- NASCAR nude - "looking to please" (OK - ANYTHING that even remotely SMELLS of NASCAR is a turnoff.)
I just have to shake my head and wonder at some of these individuals. Where in the hell do they come up with these names? Is this supposed to excite me? Entice me to write them? I don't think so! Sheesh!
I guess for kicks I should look thru some of the female names. heh, heh!
The Rogue Goddess saw shadows dancing at 6:44 PM
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